You have come to trust and respect Nourish! for the quality, taste, and ease of our recipes, and it is with a heavy heart that we must report that we have betrayed that trust. One of our recipes has contained a grievous error, and for that we must apologize.
It has been brought to our attention that one of our recipes, Spelt Revantusk with sardines and prosciutto, has been brought to print with an error. In particular, where the recipe should have called for orcish pepper, it instead called for orcish people.
We apologize to the orcs (especially Thur’kon, who is currently holding a blade to my throat – hi Thur’kon!) and to our readers. The peon responsible for both writing and editing that article (we are a bit short-staffed) has been
sacrificed to Mal’ganis
The editor responsible for the previous sentence, as well as the peon mentioned, have been
sold for competition in the gladiatorial
Well, now we’re really short-staffed.
We hope that we can rebuild your trust and faith in us. The recipe in question has been withdrawn and all existing copies have been destroyed. In the meantime, we invite you to read the rest of our recipes and we ask for your comments and questions regarding any of them.
With our apologies (Thur’kon, you can put the sword down now),
The Nourish! Editorial Staff
If you’re like me, you’re wondering, “what happened to Nourish!? I adored that blog, and I wanted to give the authors lots of money and millions of hits a day, but they haven’t updated for two weeks!”
(Okay, that middle part might be wishful thinking.)
And it’s true. We haven’t updated since June 17, which in Internet terms is like not updating since 1984. We do have awfully good reasons, though, I promise. I’ve been moving house and dealing with illness, Pix has been on a much-needed and well-earned vacation, and Anea answers to no man so we really have no idea what she’s been up to even though we keep asking. (This is like the Witch-King of Angmar, so I bet we could get her to talk by getting one of our female friends to ask, but Cadistra
won’t help would have helped but we assumed she was too busy with her comic that you all should be reading, and Jezriyah’s been distracted by her new boyfriend.) Also, we prefer to post recipes with pictures, and because of all of this vacationing in Bora Bora and visiting the doctor every third day and answering to no man, we really haven’t done a whole lot of cooking recently, so we haven’t had anything to take pictures of.
Not to worry, though! We’ll be back in action very soon. Here’s a preview:
3. Boil the water.
Isn’t that exciting? I can’t wait!
Until next time,
Your friendly neighborhood Cheferman